Well, I Like a Lot of Taffy

You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy."

Thursday, June 4, 2009

Working nights makes for nothing to watch on TV

I want judge shows to feel better about myself.
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