How a Shower Pepped Up my Shower

A shower is usually the only opportunity you get to use the gifts you got at your shower!

Some sort of penis laughter is happening here.

You know you're loved if you get a blueberry ring!

Laura and Jody wedding season has kicked off.  We were treated to a wonderful shower by one super blogger and his super husband (or as the world likes to call them Jacob and Travis).  We had a great time.  There was food, fellowship, and dirty gifts!  And, as I am sure you have figured out, I love anything dirty.  Well, not like socks.  But, you get my drift.  It was a whole lot of fun.  Wanna see some of it? 

Fancy cheeses just for us!

Look how happy Jody is with me being so comfortable with a penis near my mouth.  No wonder he's marrying me!

Now, if you can get over the random placement of these pictures than keep on reading.  If not, stop now because it might get worse.

Anyway, I couldn't be more thankful to all our friends for such a great day.  And, really do have to thank Trav and Jacob for being the bestest of best friends in throwing this shindig for us.  But, they did more than just throw us a shindig.  They gave us something so super awesome! They gave us a shower radio.

Now, I know what you are thinking...shower radio?  Yep, a shower radio.  You see, I have always wanted a shower radio.  We had one when I was a wee lass, but it died when I was about 4.  So, it's been a while since I have had one.  And, when I was adding stuff to the old registry, I threw on a shower radio.  And, when I saw it, I was way more excited than one girl should be.  Really, I was.  In fact, I kinda just wanted to go buy one.  But, I didn't.

It even has AM for all my Alex Jones in the shower needs.

Lo and Behold, what did we open at the shower but a shower radio from the bestest people on Earth, Travis and Jacob!  They even included batteries (and some Dr. Pepper BBQ sauce to entice me into eating more meat).  It was shocking that of all things that turned out to be a gift (because I put literally hundreds of things on our three, yes three, registries)!

So, I get in the shower and prepare for some fun-filled dancing shower time, and do you know what I realize?  I realize that a shower radio is more than just a musical electronic that won't electricute the shit out of you while it plays, but it is also the most entertaining timer of all times.

You see, I bleach my hair.  I don't know if you can tell that about me because strkiking white blond hair is so natural on so many people over the age of 3.  But, it isn't natural.  I bleach the hell out of it at least every 6 weeks.  And, as one who tortures her hair (and has since she was about 12), it tends to be on the dry side.  So, all the conditioners and hair treatments I use have to stay on for a while. 

My latest hair fixer is a three minute hair mask.  Normally, I put it on my head and sing the final Jeopardy theme song three times (it's a minute long, as opposed to the Daily Double song which is 30 seconds).  So, I sit there humming, duh da duh duh duh da duh, duh da duh da duh duh duh duh duh duh.  You get the picture.  But, you know what now rules?  That I can just sing and dance to a song or two then rinse that hair fixer goop out!  It's awesome!  In fact, I over left it on  my hair because Bob Seger exlpaining how the night moves.  This is going to make my hair the healthiest it can be because I just want to hang out in the shower!

I want to thank everyone who came and everyone who gave us gifts.  You will get an actual thank you note not just an anonymous mention in a blog.  But,  I gotta say, I can't believe how awesome a shower radio is.  Oh, and the penis stuff, too.  That's always good!