I have absolutely nothing to write about today. But, I haven't written in a long while, so I thought I should write something.
Life is life. Nothing bad, nothing fantastic. I have been having a fantastic time riding the bus. See, now that I have gone from the fancy part of town (where I was gentrified out by having my rent raised a few hundred dollars a month) to the poor part of town (which I am doing my part to gentrify), the bus rides have been quite different! Oh yes. Lots more crack, drunks, hookers, peeing at the bus stop (not, others). My favorite thing is hanging at the bus stop closest to my house. There are nice full-color flyers/small posters for ladies (all shapes and sized welcome) to be escorts and in porn movies. Luckily, these ads are taped (and I mean super taped) to the only two payphones known to exist in the world, the ones at the bus stop. I assume it is for quick calling. Maybe they will pick up! I mean, you can call and be the star of a porn in less than an hour!
I meant to take a picture of it today, but forgot. Anyway, if you are ever riding the bus in the bad part of town, well....you got yourself a new career! Hell, they'll even take me, and I'm really fat! What more could a girl ask for.
Now, mind you, this is the bus stop where lots and lots of children sit everyday. So, of course, this is sending a good message to those girls. You know, what more does an 8 year old girl who is super poor need? How about a little coaxing into the sex industry. I bet it works, though. Maybe in a few short years I will see my neighbor's children on Hookers on the Point 9. That is always uplifting to the community!
So, that's the saga of the bus stop. I wonder what will happen in the morning on my way home?
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