You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy."
I am going to keep this blog short and simple. Go see Magic Mike. Just go. It's so worth it. It really, really, really, really, really, really is worth it. I am even going to state that the story isn't bad. At all. And, then there are the men. Oh. Dear. I highly recommend it. I'm going to post some trailers here because I want to watch them, and that is all that is available on youtube. I can't say enough except they could have used a bit more man dancing in no clothes. I'm also declaring what a big fan I am of Channing Tatum, of Matthew McConahoweveryouspellit's bending over in no pants, and of Big Dick Richie who will always be known as that to me because I just don't care what his real name is.
P.S. Thank you, Steven Soderbergh for not making the main female character stupid, gullible, dumb, or predictably cute female in a movie. Those of us with brains and boobies appreciate it.
Let me stop right here to let you know that Channing Tatum pulling off his pants in the above scene is as good as you think it is. It is so good. So, so good. Good lord! Here, here's a still of it just in case you don't get the full effect in the clip.
Yep, I made this picture as large as I could!
I might have to go watch those stupid Nicholas Sparks movies or GI Joe. I mean, he's funny in 21 Jump Street, but I didn't know how talented he was. I mean, that pants/butt thing really works.
Okay, this is a total bootleg scene on someone's phone. I am going to leave you with it. I just don't care how wrong it is for me to post it, and it will probably be gone soon. But, it's worth it! Hurry before it goes away. Lord, he's hot!
Okay, enough of me being a pig. I shall go now and study the Bible and read to blind children. Sha right! Nope, I think I will go objectify more men. Yay!
Well, today has been a day of good and bad. First the bad. Levon Helm died. Now, I know many people probably don't even know who he is. I think that's sad. He's one of my favorite musicians in the world. He's in The Band. And, this is one of my favorite songs in the world:
Of course, some of you might now him as Loretta Lynn's father in Coal Miner's Daughter.
If you haven't seen that movie, you should. You are missing out. In fact, I am disappointed in you for not having seen it. Here, watch some of it.
Now, the good news! Laura is finally in the now. In the 2012 like a beotch. Well, more like in the 2011. But, I finally got an iPhone. AN IPHONE! And, it is so much fun! There are all kinds of good things I can do with it. But, of course, you people know because you already have one.
I decided last time around to go with the trusty BlackBerry. I liked it a lot for a long time. Then it just seemed so antiquated and sad. The tiny screen. The no fun apps. The inability to play Words with Friends. I wasn't going to miss the Draw Something craze. Not this girl. Yay, iPhone!
So, not too bad a day except for my poor Levon. I will go home and love my own personal drummer just to try to send some love his way.
