Dedicated to the First Official "Rap" Song

So, this may make me a sicko, but I find this video to be tremendously funny.  It might be a good thing that I don't have children.  I think even if I did, it would be hilarious!

Now that you know I am a freakazoid, I will say that I not much be happening in the world o' Laura.  Jody's sister and nephew are in town tonight.  I am not with them, though, because I am at work.  So, they are off having a time.  And I am here having no time of any kind.  Oh well.  I will see them in the morning when I get off.  Not that kind of getting off, as I don't work at that kind of a place. Ba-Da-Ching!  Anyway, I hope they are off having a good time.  I shall bring them breakfast tacos in the morning in hopes of winning over the love of my maybe one day in-laws.

Oh, I keep forgetting that the end of the world is supposed to happen this weekend.  I can't wait!  I hope it happens, as I don't much feel like paying  my bills, going to work, or washing another dish for the rest of my life.  Sure, the world would be gone, over, finito!  But, what the hell do I care.  I am dead like the rest of them.  Wouldn't it be super awesome if it actually happened.  It's not going to, of course.  And it won't in 2012.  The world will end, the day I die.  At least it will to me.  But, I am guessing this weekend isn't going to be the big event.  Well, unless some odd ball religious group buying billboards and ad space around the country makes "God" fall in line!  I am sure "He," like the rest of us falls prey to the PR and Marketing that is the modern American way of life. I am betting, though, he doesn't.  If he did, he would already have his own reality show.  Then he would have gone on to Dancing with the Stars.  So, I take it we are all safe this weekend. I think I will make Jody take me on an end of the world date.  What does one do when the end of the world is happening?

Not too much else going on in the mad world of an aging dingbat.  I got my self some free stuff!  I got a large sample of Brez.  Apparently, it is the natural solution to stopping snoring.  Of course, I won't need them, as I only have a couple of days left to snore.  But, I got them.

I got a copy of Watch magazine.  It's not a very good magazine.  It seems all advertise-y to me.  And Magnum P.I. is on the cover.  Sure, he has a show on right now.  But, really?  Magnum P.I.?  He does have a hot 'stache.  Awarding winning, it is.  (That was my Yoda) Upon looking it up, it is put out by CBS. That's why! 

I got some free pantyliners.  I don't know who made them.  I swear, if you are a girl, you can actually never buy lady products again.  You can get them for free on the Internet all the time.  Sure, sometimes you have to sign up for things that are obviously meant for a 13 year old girl.  But, alas, I am a 35 year old who still falls off the roof.  So, I will sign up for your site.  I sure will.  You know why?  Cause tampons ain't cheap!

Well, that is it for me for the day.  I may or may not be writing in here again because it may not at all exist after this weekend.  Let's hope!

Timber!!!!

In the long running tradition of Laura's incredible bad luck with places to live, I present the latest. Two (yes two) trees have fallen on my backyard! One doing considerable damage to the the back shed and the fence, the other just kinda ruffling up the clothes line. Mind you, neither of these trees are in our yard.  Both are trees of different neighbors!  Also, I have no idea how, but neither the dogs nor I heard that big sucker fall.  Can you believe that?  I slept through it!

So, in my great experiences that include hail breaking out every window, a sewage filled bedroom, a rat infestation, a burst pipe flood, a roof that leaked so much that there was a only a two foot space near the front door that was habitable whilst it rained, no toilet, no toilet again (and the plumber forgetting to come put it back in until we reminded them), a completely slanted house, no wiring on one half of the house, a crazy roach invasion, and The Zodiac Killer just to name a few, I give you the falling trees of 2010.

And it just keeps getting better!

Eight days ago I spent $289 to get my laptop fixed. For eight glorious days I got to use my baby, my love, the machine which holds everything in my life stored within its confines. For eight Fabulous days all my music, pictures, games, and super fast Internet where in my lap!

Today, I did this:





This, along with a huge cut on my arm, a near concussion, no sleep at all (none), an almost dishwasher fire, a broken pipe flooding my closet, a delayed plane flight, my neighbors dog tearing my favorite and oldest shirt, and still shitty back made today a happy day for me. Ugh! Life rules!