Showing posts with label Jody. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Jody. Show all posts

Tuesday, August 28, 2012

I Get a Husband!

So, one month and one day from now I get myself a husband.  I certainly can't wait to have him as a husband.  He's super cute. He's super cool.  He super loves me.  He never makes me take out the garbage. And, he is patient enough to turn sugar into caramel.  So, in honor of My Man, I'm showing you him hard at work.  Luckily, his job is fun to watch.  You wouldn't want to watch mine.  It looks very much like clicking and typing with a phone answering every now and again. And, as exciting as that sounds, it isn't.  Well, maybe to some people.  Some people are into wet Adidas.  But, I digress.  I love Jody Lane Suarez, and I am gonna be 14 years old and scream it onto my blog!




Monday, May 30, 2011

My World Got a Tad Bit Greater Today



For you Easter Candy Roller Skating enjoyment, I present....

Peeps Xanadu
In two parts




 



That's right.  One of the greatest movies ever made done using happy Easter Peeps.  I hated Peeps until today. Now I have a whole new respect.  

Happy Veteran's Day.  Thanks, Dad, for that whole going and fighting in a war thing.  You are an super dad who may be the only person in the world who didn't make their Vietnam experience seem like the worst thing that ever happened to him, even though I am sure it is right up there.  I guess you are the one who taught me how to look at a crappy situation and make it funny.  I appreciate all you do!  I love you!



Now, go make a veteran watch Xanadu (my dad took us to see it when it came out).  It will make them feel good!  Just look what it did for Gene Kelly.


Friday, May 22, 2009

Oh, how I love being Jody's girlfriend!

Well, it has been a super fun few days! I didn't realize how much I would miss Jody before he left. Hell, I didn't realize it two weeks in. But, by the time he got home, I sure understood that I like the hell out of him, and I don't want him to go away for six weeks ever again! Of course, in his line of work, that just might happen. He will be gone for two weeks starting on Monday (we think). That isn't nearly as long. He will then come home, but go out again after a week or so. Ugh! But, he's got an incredibly cool and fulfilling job, so what can I say? It rules that he gets to do something he loves more than anything in the world. I wouldn't stop him from doing it ever. I signed on for it, and I am really happy that he is happy and has such a great thing to do. Jeez, I am a cheeseball. Luckily, though, I will get to see him when he plays in Houston! I plan on bringing my Houston peeps out to catch the show! Hurrah! I love having a cool boyfriend. Haha.

Well, he's been home, and we have had a pretty great time. We have done lots of girlfriend/boyfriend things. Movies, dinner, lunch, hanging out, hanging in, you know what, more you know what, and a bit more you know what. And that sure has been awesome! I took a few days off work to take some time to get reacquainted with him. I am at work tonight, though, because I figured someone who has been sitting shoulder to shoulder with 8 other people for six weeks might want a little time to themselves. Hopefully he is having a super fun evening alone. Probably so. It sucks when you don't have a moment alone. Nothing like running around naked and dancing and singing when you are alone. Yes, I do those things in front of Jody, and occasionally he does them in front of me. But, you can only get so down when you have an audience. Alone you can get down with your bad, naked self!

Nothing else has gone on much since I have been generally busy with boyfriend lovin'. Oh, I met the coolest baby ever! Anderson Atley Clark aka Anders aka Benjamin Buttons. I think I want to call him Floyd. I have no idea why, but I think he can Floyd the world up a bit. Anyway, he is super cool! And he is super sweet. And he has the longest little legs and biggest little hands! Now, I know that makes no sense, but it is true. He's adorable! See-->

He was just the sweetest little thing. Not a crier or anything. He made some great faces! We were so wondering what he was thinking. Probably how goony the grown ups in the room where acting. But, that's fine. We were acting goony! So, he is probably just smart!

Not to much else. I have school work to do. I have work work to do. I don't want to do anything at all! But, that's nothing new. Alrighty then. Enough of me!

Sunday, May 17, 2009

I sure is uninteresting this week

This blog has been a boring ass blog for a little bit now. I have just not been much in the blogging mood. Usually I want to talk and talk and talk and talk about myself. But, lately, I have just not been in the mood. So, I haven't really written much of anything. Bad for a writer. It's a hard habit to keep up with sometimes. But, I gotta do it. Actually, I like to do it. But, you know how sometimes you just tired of things you like. Well, that has happened in the last couple of weeks.

But, alas, tonight, I am in a writing mood. Sadly, I have nothing to write about. What the hell will I write about? There isn't even anything in the news worthy of speaking about. I could speak for hours about how happy I am to be getting my dear darling Jody back for a few days before he is out on the road again. The road is fucking hard. It's also really fucking tough. There's no question that it is rough, rough stuff. I am so thrilled I can barely stand it! I can't wait to curl up with him in bed. It's so weird to get used to sleeping alone. Ugh. I miss him spooning on me. Awwww, ain't that sweet?

I have recently become addicted to this stupid facebook game called Farm Town. Thanks so much for that, Mandy. At this very moment, I am flipping between tabs waiting for my corn to finish growing. It is at 99%, so we're close. This is so pathetic. It's like my severe addiction to the Sims (3 comes out June 2!! Woohoo!!). Of course, there are far fewer things to do which is good because I can't literally spend many many hours and days playing the Sims. It's stupid and pathetic. But, I know someone who has the same addiction. We Sims talk a lot. It's probably dumb. No, it is. But, we all have our addictions. At least it ain't the smack.

I am having a great fun allergy headache today. I hate that. I don't get headaches very often, thank goodness, but this one is a doozy. And I just keep sneezing. It's driving me bananas. And having to work with a headache is hard. Simply because I have a very very very very detail oriented job. So, you have to pay super attention to a lot of things. If I screw up something, I might screw up a whole hospital's staffing for the night. And that ain't good to do. But, this headache is actually bothering me. Ugh! I am probably also really tired. No, I am. I haven't slept well the last few of nights. I go through bouts of insomnia. Super fun. And working overnight 12-14 hour shifts, that ain't so good. But once my cuddly bumpkins gets back, all should be well sleep wise. Did you get that cuddle bumpkins thing? Haha. That's Jody. I a such a maroon.

What else is new or going on or happening or what have you? Nothing, just like in the first half of this blog post. Oh no, I bet you are thinking. We are only halfway through this post? Well, maybe not. That just depends on how much I can come up with here for the next few minutes. Okay, we are coming up with nothing.

I have watched some good movies lately. I highly recommend The Reader. And Slumdog Millionaire was so good. It was nothing like I thought it was going to be. Nothing at all. In fact, I didn't really want to see it. But, wow, I am glad I did. Damn good movie. The Reader, too. I cried the whole damn time. Of course, there was sex and boobs because Kate Winslet was in it. I wonder if they let her be in a movie without having to do that? Probably not. She's good at sex scenes. She should just go with it. I still think The Wrestler should have won best picture, though.

I am currently rewatching Degrassi High. I haven't watched it since it came on some 20 years ago or so. Oh, dear, I'm old. Anyway, it's pretty good. Just like I remember. They are covering all the hard teen issues like: abortion, pregnancy and giving birth, skin headedness, divorce, cheating, breakups, Pogues T-shirts, music videos, paralysis, making out with Wheels (isn't that a terrible name), making out with Clutch (an even worse name), making out with Spike (oh, the names just keep a rolling), the identical twins where one is actually ugly and the other is not (I know that sounds weird, but it's true), the huge hair, the Canadian accents...oh, and I am only on the first DVD! It's amazing!

Okay, enough of me for now.

Sunday, March 22, 2009

Not a bad day for a work day

I am at my usual spot - work. Super fun! I am here all the danged time, I think. Actually, I am not. I am not at work more than anyone else. Maybe I just blog more at work than the usual person. Yipes. Maybe I ought not admit that.

Today was a pretty good day though. Jody and I headed out for a SXSW show (my first and his second). I do believe it was one of the last shows. So, I am glad I got something in. We headed down to End of an Ear to see The Wooden Birds. They are a great band. Pretty mellow. And one of Jody's other band members (or recently former band members) is playing guitar. It was a pretty good show. It wasn't super long. And I like the sound of them. So, it was cool.

While there I picked up a couple of records. I got The Band Rock of Ages and a nice little album by one Anita Bryant- the most wonderful Christian on Earth. If you don't know who she is, then you should be shot. She is probably one of the most horrible people to walk the Earth. She's right up there with Hitler and the Klan in my opinion. So, how could I not buy her album of Christian hits! Such a kind and loving Christian. So, of course, I had to buy it! I love anything tacky and tasteless!

We ate at Izzoz Tacos. We hadn't been there yet, and boy was it good. I liked it better than Torchy's, but it was no Maria's. (I am a fine connoisseur of tacos!)It was pretty good. And they had Mexican Cokes! Oh, how much better they are without high fructose corn syrup!

While we were eating, there was live music (as is the norm around these parts). On the drums was a kid who was about 10 or 11. He was so awesome! I mean, he was no Jody, but he was doing great for a beginner. He would do a little thing and hit the cymbal. Then this great big ole smile would appear on his face (sadly, it is the same smile I make when I do the very same think). It was great! And it was beautiful outside!

Overall (other than this being at work thing), it was a great day! It was so good to get outside, eat, listen to some music, and just hang out with my fellow.

Sunday, March 15, 2009

What a birthday it was!

(Be warned that the pictures are all a tizzy here. I tried to be fancy with formatting. It didn't work at all!)

It's official. I am old! Well, I guess I am not old. I'm not this lady yet. But, I am getting there. I am now a whopping 33! 33! Agh. I think I am okay with it. I am. I really am. And thanks to all my friends (and my wonderful sister who sent me a Wal-Green's gift card where I will purchase my youthful skin back!)

I had three fun celebrations of my birth! Two included other people's celebrations of birth! I love that I know so many people with birthdays around mine. I love to surround myself with my fellow Pisces. We are weirdos, and I love weirdos!

Anyway, the week started off in Seabrook where Mandy, Jacob (C. not W or Jakob with a K), and I had a shindig! My who high school bunch was there except Jerry who is off being awesome in New York.

We all had some yummy sushi. Then we stopped by to pick up Terra, and off we went to the bar. Now, mind you, we tried not to be drunken fools. We tried to go bowling. Who knew bowling closes at 9? Hello! Some people might want to bowl at 10:30! But, alas, it was not to be. So off to the bar we went!

At said bar, we had a fantastic time. There was drinking and picture taking and laughing and.....karaoke! Oh yes!

Shawn, of course, was awesome because he can sing. Mandy worshipped him as he did.

Then came me! I sang the dirty version of Me So Horny by the fabulous 2 Live Crew. That was followed by Snow Informer

Then my wonderful, sweet, sexy, unbelievable awesome boyfriend Jody sang You Lost that Loving Feeling which sounded so good. I know he doesn't think he can sing, but he sounds awesome. Of course, I am in love with the goon. But, it doesn't sound bad at all. I wish he were home so we could make out right now! Oh, I am sorry, I digress. Anyway, he sang, and was awesome!

After that, there was a rousing rendention of Love Shack starring Terra, Mandy, and I. Then there was some Tool and some of this other terrible guy. Then it was off to Mandy's for some chatting and Whataburger, power ballads, gossip, more drinking, bang showing, dancing, Channelette DVDs, and lots of improper talk! Thank you, Jeanah for filling me in on all the lasted Channelview goings on. I miss out on a lot here in Austin!

I had so much fun, it wasn't even funny! I miss all my people. I do! I had a great time. Here are just a couple more pictures for your viewing pleasure!




Then there was the Friday Night Panini Party to celebrate the births of me and Katie Nana! It was so much fun. I love my people. I really do. You just have no idea. So, getting to celebrate with them (even though I see them on a weekly basis) is so much fun!! We hung out, drank, ate the hell out of some damn panini, burned out mouths, got toasted (although it took me a long time to realize it was for real and not a jack assy joke being played on Katie and me. You just have to know my people), and had an all around awesome time! I think it is best shown with pictures. So, here ya go!






Then yesterday -The Real Birthday! The March 14! The 3.14! The greatest Day Ever as stated by both the House of Representatives and The Bible! See, it is an important day!

On the day I turned 33, I started out with Shawn, Jody, and Brian (Shawn's super awesome boyfriend who has great taste in jackets and looks like someone I have known, but I can't think of who!) at Ginger Man. After a couple of beers, and a very odd experience with a girl who made me go chug beers in the bathroom because her husband (who was outside) didn't like her to drink (this was a very surreal experience. I wasn't quite sure what was going on until we left. It was freaky!! This girl was all over the place!), we were off to Banzai for more sushi! I love sushi. Then we came back to Jody and my (mine's? What is proper here?) for a bit more chit chat and fun. I didn't bring my camera. Booooo! I should have because there were some fine picture opportunities!

Straight from that Jody and I went to Trav and Jacob's, meet Michael, and off we went to eat for my big birthday dinner! And guess where we went? Well, of course, where any girl would choose to go eat for her birthday...Furr's!
Now, I have never been to a Furr's. But, it was good. I think better than Luby's, although I haven't been to a Luby's in about 8 years. But, I loved it. I love ice cream scoops of food. I love strange but good pie. I love cafeteria food. I can't help it. It must be because I am so old!

Then we were off to ">Peter Pan Putt-Putt for some fun and excitement. I did quite well with my 64 on an 18 hole course. Of course, I came in last! But, luckily, there was no true winner since Trav and Jacob both tied for first. That means it is a wash (at least in my book), hence I win. I have no idea why, but it was my birthday, so I say I win! Okay, I came in last! But, I don't mind.

Again, I didn't have my camera because I am a goon. But, thanks to the wonderful remembering mind of Michael, we got a few! Here a Jody and I being gold pros...

I am looking absolutely fab in the photo. Keep in mind that I have been doing a lot of having a good time and had gotten drunk by chugging beer in the Ginger Man bathroom earlier that day. Oh, and I got that double chin/wonky hair/no makeup thing going on. Ooooh, I am sure pretty!

Today, reflecting over the last week, I must say that this is probably the best birthday week I have ever had. (Or remember because I am an old fuck now). I love all my people. I miss all my Houston people. It's strange how you forget how much you love people until you get back around them! Anyway, I had a great time.

Thanks all my friends! Y'all are incredibly super! It was a great birthday!


Friday, January 30, 2009

Nothing much to say today

I am at work. I am bored. I am so glad I am off this weekend. I have nothing too exciting planned. There will be a Goonies party at the T and the J's place. Trav has never seen it (and he owns it). So, since in our group, it is a crime against humanity to never have seen it ( or Groundhog Day and The Big Lebowski) we figured it time we force him to watch it.

There isn't much else going on. Valentine's Day is coming up. (Is it Valentine's or just Valentine?) Anyway, I am sure my and the Jodster will be having a romantic night out. I wonder what he will get me? I have some plans for him which include a tattoo. Well, that is if it isn't too too too expensive. We ain't broke, but we sure ain't rich! Anyway, he has wanted one for sometime, so I am aim to please that man o'mine. I am sure we will have a good time. We did last year. He is good with the romantic junk. And he doesn't even seem to mind it. And being as I have never had any sort of romance at all before this man...well, I sure am appreciative of it (albeit a bit dense of what is going on when it happens).

But, back to this weekend. I plan on doing nothing! Tomorrow, I want to sit. Sunday, I want to sit. I probably won't, but I want to. Actually, does it count as having Friday off when officially I don't really get home from work until about 8:00 in the morning on Friday? Well, probably not. But, I am counting it anyway.

I have a paper to write for one class and a story to write for another. I am completely unmotivated, as usual. But, I will get on the ball soon (or as I like to call it, the night before each is due).

Wow, this is boring. So, I am going to stop.

Thursday, September 11, 2008

I'm not schizophrenic, I just have diverse taste in music

So, I am sitting here fucking around with my myspace page open. I decided to update a bit. You know, throw on a new song and picture because like Laura Hall, that's just how I roll. (If you don't know who that is, ask me. I am all obsessed with that cuckoo freak.) When I added my new song, I found that there is a list of my song history! I had no idea. So, being as I am curious as to what songs I have put on in the past, I had to look. Upon looking I realize I am a loopty loo! So, I decided to paste the list below and explain why I have chosen each of these fabulous songs to be part of the Laura Ferguson Myspace Experience. I think that will be my band name (that is unless I steal the Boar Witch idea from Jody and Jakob).
  • A Milli
    From Tha Carter III
    By Lil Wayne
    Current profile song

    • This is my current song. It is the new smash hit by the fabulous lil' Wayne. Now, I know that I don't look much like a Lil' Wayne fan. And for the most part, I'm not a super fan. But, I love this damn song. I mean, the bass line is awesome. I can't imagine anyone not digging it.
    • (By the way, I can't figure out how to get rid of these stupid bullets. So, I am just going to go with it.)
    • I also like the words to this song. I like the no chorus or bridge-just the random ramblings of a very odd and somewhat disturbed fellow. I like that in a person. Odd and disturbed. So, I dig this song.

This is a great song. I love the whole Lee Hazelwood and Nancy Sinatra combo. It's totally psychedelic. It's totally great music. And the fact that he is 61 and she is like 17 is totally creepy. And, I like that combo. Oh, and it's dramatic. Just listen to it. I totally love it. Lee Hazelwood might be a bit of a genius. That or he has a creepy thing for Nancy Sinatra. Wait, I think it is both.

  • Arthur Lee and Love. Well, what is there to say. I love this song. He, too, is a freak. He really is. You should listen to Love sometime. Or just type his name into youtube. I totally dig it. Odd, creative, probably nuts. He did go to jail for a while. I like that in a musician. I dig my druggies and my ruffians and jailbirds. Don't know why, but they just make better music.

  • I love the Cramps. I was bored one night and realized that I hadn't listened to them in a long ass time. This tape (yes, tape) was a staple in high school. Oh, how I miss those days. This, Butthole Surfers, Beck, Brujaria....oh, the memories. So, I was being nostalgic. Love it!

  • Black Betty
    From Ram Jam
    This is my and my sisters song. I was missing my Tamaramadingdong and put it up in honor of sisterhood. And it's just a cool song. But, anyway, I still miss my Black Betty! Black Betty, I miss you! Come visit for the hurricane!

  • I was having a bit of a Debbie Gibson moment. Fuck that Deborah stuff. That bitch will now and forever be Debbie. I don't care how naked you get in a magazine. You are Debbie. And, Debbie, I love you. I do. I lipsinked (lipsank?)/sang some Debbie Gibson song in either the 5th or 6th grade class talent show thing. I wore petticoats and danced a lot. I probably looked like an asshole. Or maybe I looked like a cute kid. Who knows. For some reason, I still think I look exactly the same as I did then. So, think of me dancing to Debbie Gibson. Enough said. I looked like an asshole.


I like this band. I like this song. I like that they sound about 12. Now, I am not a skinny jean, obtuse hair, big old lady glasses, American Apparel loving cool kid, but I can still like their music. Now, I have to say that there are some stinkers on this album. There are. I am going to say it. But, this song rocks! It does. I love it. I could listen to it over and over. And so should you! No, you shouldn't. But, I love it.
This is my favorite movie song. It may be my favorite instrumental song ever. I guess I don't have to many favorite instrumental songs. So, dammit, you should know this is important. This is Ennio Morricone at his finest. I totally dig him. This song is also my ring on my phone. Once in the grocery store it went off. It was so funny! This woman in the aisle ducked and looked behind her. I was very tempted to scream, "Watch out for the Injuns!" But, I didn't. I just laughed at her. It was really funny.

Actually, that reminds me of this time when I was eating in a very dark, very mobster movie looking Italian restaurant in Dallas. I'm sitting there eating my Chicken Marsala (long time ago...hell, I was eating chicken. So, this was a long long time ago). Anyway, all of a sudden, the Godfather theme song comes on. Now, as stupid as it sounds, my stomach dropped, and I wanted to hit the deck. I was totally prepared to sleep with the fishes. It made me laugh. Hell, it makes me laugh now.
I put this song on there in honor of my Jody. He is totally my best friend. I love him so much. I'm getting gay, but I don't care. I totally put it on there for him. That, and I love Harry Nilsson. I really do. I think I have a thing for him. I mean, he did Popeye, the Point, and he put a damn lime in a coconut. How much greater can a man be? Well, a lot. I totally dig the Nilsson! And Jody!
I like this song. I think everyone does. But, it is a freaking cool song. It's a bit dirty/naughty. And that totally gets me going. I like this song cause it puts me in this mood. I can't really describe it, but I dig the hell out of it. I like the whole style of it. It's just a rocking good song. Listen to it, people. Or three people. I think I can just write this to Mandy, Jackie, and Jody! So, you three, listen to it. Well, I am sure Jody has many times. You other two, do as I say!

I put this song on here because it is Jody and my song. Yep, it is. Not as romantic as some people's "song," sure. But, it is our song none the less! (I got lots of Jody talk going on in these last few songs, don't I. I promise to shut up soon.) There is a really awesome version of this song where it is just the vocals and none of the music music. It is freaking awesome. DLR freaking rules. I swear he does. I want to stop here and go off on a tangent about how Van Halen has not been Van Halen since DLR left, and I have not liked a song they have done since then. In fact, I am going to go as far as saying I hate the Hagar. I have a hate for him like I hate Renee Zellwegger and Russell Crowe, and you people just can't understand how much I hate those two. If you want to know why, just ask. I will gladly go on an hour shpeel about how I dispise them so! Oh, and Tom Cruise. But, my hate for him is entirely different and not solely based upon his weird love of all things Xenu.
ELO. What more is there to say. One of the greatest groups of all times. I call them a group and not a band totally based upon their era. Are they a super group? I mean, they are super and they are a group, but are they a super group? For god's sake, they did Xanadu. And anyone who knows me knows my love of Xanadu! If I don't stop this now, I will start singing the entire soundtrack which in turn means I would type it. And no one wants that. But, back to this song. I love it. I pretty much dig all their songs. Now I want to listen to ELO. Here I come Pandora!

Oh, the Donovan. Okay, this is underlined, and it is pissing me off. This damn thing is hard to figure out, and I'm no dummy. Really I'm not. They don't let you go to graduate school without being able to figure out a stupid formatting issue on blogger. But, here I am. So, I am going to figure this out or be thoroughly annoyed.

Oh, for christ's sake. This is awful. Can this be read while being underlined? Guess so. Okay back to Donovan. Hurdy Gurdy Man is just a cool song. It just is. It's a fact. I can't imagine anyone not loving the shit out of Donovan and this song.

Okay, So this underline thing is terrible. It's annoying the shit out of me. So, here is where I will stop. Oh, I will finish this list or explanations. Yes, I will. But, I will have to do it another time when I am bored out of my gourd and really, really, really want to type!

Later for now. And, I shall go off into underlining hell! Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhh! Stop!!!!! But, you can still read what the hell I have put on my danged myspace page. I got me some good taste in music, yes I do!