You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy."
In honor of The Nearly Constant Gardner, I give you the garden he is neglecting because he keeps going on vacation. As a true friend, I will use my blog to keep up with his. I want to state that I am not jealous in any way. I can't be. I could be on this vacation. For those who don't know, paying for a wedding sure does take a toll on you budget. Next Year Vacation with Friends, here we come!
