Please go away. Please! Just for an hour or so. I mean, sure, you have every right to be here. But, you are killing me. No amount of Wal-Greens brand Claritin can make you stop killing my head, lungs, eyes, nose, and brain. Sure, I can't afford the real army, I have to go with the army reserves. But, give me a chance. How many days must I wave the white flag before you give your white flag a flying? An hour? A ten minutes? An anything! Oh, you're killing me!
Sincerely,
Drippy Stopped Up Face Laura
AKA
Sneezing So Much I am Nearly Tinkling in my Pants
AKA
Ugh
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