Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Tippy Hedren, I am Not
Whilst sleeping this late morning, a bird flew into our room! We had the window open. Craziest thing I have ever seen. I didn't have my glasses on, so it scared the hell out of me. Damn thing bouncing off walls. It was like a big blur of craziness! Jody got it out. But, man, it was an exciting three minutes!
Sunday, March 28, 2010
By the Way, Roseart Colors Suck!
My hiatus (due to laziness because you know I was on the computer) in pictures.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
New Bed!
Ah, a new bed is wonderful. We are breaking it in nicely! It's super high like Princess and the Pea! I love it! It's so comfy. Thank you, Mattress Firm!
Sunday, March 14, 2010
One year until Grandma Moses kicks in!
Today's my birthday. As of this very moment, I am 34 years old. Holy shit! Only one more year until I move to the next box when it comes to demographic questions. I certainly need to make the most of my last year in the second check box! After this, it is the 35 to 50 box. Oh, Lord!
It's off to a good start, I must say! It's 6 am. I've seen a show, played Beatles Rock Band, ate some stuff, got a little action (twice), and it isn't even daylight yet! Hurray!
I'll report later on the rest of my fancy day. Man, I love my birthday!
It's off to a good start, I must say! It's 6 am. I've seen a show, played Beatles Rock Band, ate some stuff, got a little action (twice), and it isn't even daylight yet! Hurray!
I'll report later on the rest of my fancy day. Man, I love my birthday!
Sunday, March 7, 2010
This is not Cool!
So, I told you I was sick a little bit ago, right? Well, it seems that getting sick twice in two weeks is the newest thing the kids are doing. And, heaven forbid I not get in on the action.
Had to go to the after hours emergency clinic today. Thank goodness for insurance. I don't do this lightly because I am not that kind of person. I am the suck it up kind of person. But, when I woke up with the pink eye, I had just had enough.
So, here are the results:
Infections in both ears (yep, they are about to blow out of my head)
Sinus Infection (yep, the bloody noses and death mucus told me that)
pink eye! (because I have been hanging out with hobos on the playground)
and
A hole in my eardrum! I have no idea how that happened at all. But, I have one. So, Tuesday I have to go see an ENT kind of a guy! Hurray!
Top that off with an incredible crick in my neck and shoulder, horrible ringing in my ear (at least I know why), a sore throat that is a result of two ear infections and a sinus infection, an inability to hear most anything, and a cough that was just subsiding from last time but decided to rejoin the party, and you have the happiest girl in all the land!
Sunday is my birthday. I can't tell if this is just a fluke trying to keep me from fun and excitement or if it is old age creeping in.
I'm not a good sick. So, bow your head and think of Jody right now. He has become my errand boy (or errand man). And I look like crap to boot. And he ain't getting any because I feel like this (read above and you will know how I feel).
This better end whether it be from penicillin or from a madman busting into my house with an ax and a gun. I don't care. It just has to stop.
Had to go to the after hours emergency clinic today. Thank goodness for insurance. I don't do this lightly because I am not that kind of person. I am the suck it up kind of person. But, when I woke up with the pink eye, I had just had enough.
So, here are the results:
Infections in both ears (yep, they are about to blow out of my head)
Sinus Infection (yep, the bloody noses and death mucus told me that)
pink eye! (because I have been hanging out with hobos on the playground)
and
A hole in my eardrum! I have no idea how that happened at all. But, I have one. So, Tuesday I have to go see an ENT kind of a guy! Hurray!
Top that off with an incredible crick in my neck and shoulder, horrible ringing in my ear (at least I know why), a sore throat that is a result of two ear infections and a sinus infection, an inability to hear most anything, and a cough that was just subsiding from last time but decided to rejoin the party, and you have the happiest girl in all the land!
Sunday is my birthday. I can't tell if this is just a fluke trying to keep me from fun and excitement or if it is old age creeping in.
I'm not a good sick. So, bow your head and think of Jody right now. He has become my errand boy (or errand man). And I look like crap to boot. And he ain't getting any because I feel like this (read above and you will know how I feel).
This better end whether it be from penicillin or from a madman busting into my house with an ax and a gun. I don't care. It just has to stop.
Wednesday, March 3, 2010
Our Fine Language
These are words that just creepy me out for some reason.
Moist
Slacks
Belly
Dry Rub (yes, two words but still icky)
Thank you very much
Moist
Slacks
Belly
Dry Rub (yes, two words but still icky)
Thank you very much
Tuesday, March 2, 2010
May The Force Be With You!
The Emperor has arrived! Ilona Maeve was born this fine evening at 10:34. I haven't seen her yet, but I am assuming she is super cute! A March baby just like me. Oh, that's scary!
So, Congratulations to Kate and Paul. It is sad that they are far away, and we won't get to see little Emperor any time soon. But, I am so glad all are safe, healthy, and happy! Yay!
Monday, March 1, 2010
I'm inviting this fun gal to my party!!
This is a review on yelp today.
Sugar Tooth Bakery
Austin, TX
5 star rating
2/28/2010
BEST CUPCAKES EVERRRR!!! I just had my kid's second birthday and requested a tall order. Vegan sesame street cupcakes. Totally delivered the best cupcakes I have ever had. I will always order from her for any and all events.
Thanks Meghan!
So, just to say a few things about it...First, what kind of douche bag mother makes their 2 year old a vegan? Second, who exposes a child (and their friends) on their birthday to vegan cupcakes? Three, who says BEST CUPCAKES EVERRRRRR to a vegan cupcake? It would be THE BIGGEST DOUCHE NOZZLE EVERRRRR, that's who.
This is the reason Austin is becoming the most expensive shanty town in all the world. This douche baggery! This assholeness! This fucking stupid fucktard who has now created spawn that will go on to fund crappy shows on NPR, buy all their gear camping gear at REI...all the camping gear they need to hang out for one day in their life at the state park. This kind of annoyance to all normal humanity is the type the you see eating her cliff bar and texting while driving her Escalade with her iPod headphones in ignoring the poor, forced vegan two year old (who in a few short years will own a better car than I will ever own) in the back seat.
I really hate this type of person. And I am a vegetarian, by the way. But, why do that to a kid. You are in turn going to spread it to the other hangers on in this town.
And the worst part is because of all the wine and antidepressants, this fool will never off herself. She will just go on to spread it to her next two year old. Luckily, it will only be one more because it's so hard to find time to do the pregnancy and schedule your C-section when you have yoga and pilates classes to take in between stopping off at different farmers markets and natural food stores around town.
Thank you. Rant out.
P.S. There is no fucking way in the whole wide fucking world that a vegan cupcake is even near good. If it tastes like those nasty vegan brownies they sell at all the hipster, cool, trendy, doucheface convenience stores around town, then they are disgusting.
Sugar Tooth Bakery
Austin, TX
5 star rating
2/28/2010
BEST CUPCAKES EVERRRR!!! I just had my kid's second birthday and requested a tall order. Vegan sesame street cupcakes. Totally delivered the best cupcakes I have ever had. I will always order from her for any and all events.
Thanks Meghan!
So, just to say a few things about it...First, what kind of douche bag mother makes their 2 year old a vegan? Second, who exposes a child (and their friends) on their birthday to vegan cupcakes? Three, who says BEST CUPCAKES EVERRRRRR to a vegan cupcake? It would be THE BIGGEST DOUCHE NOZZLE EVERRRRR, that's who.
This is the reason Austin is becoming the most expensive shanty town in all the world. This douche baggery! This assholeness! This fucking stupid fucktard who has now created spawn that will go on to fund crappy shows on NPR, buy all their gear camping gear at REI...all the camping gear they need to hang out for one day in their life at the state park. This kind of annoyance to all normal humanity is the type the you see eating her cliff bar and texting while driving her Escalade with her iPod headphones in ignoring the poor, forced vegan two year old (who in a few short years will own a better car than I will ever own) in the back seat.
I really hate this type of person. And I am a vegetarian, by the way. But, why do that to a kid. You are in turn going to spread it to the other hangers on in this town.
And the worst part is because of all the wine and antidepressants, this fool will never off herself. She will just go on to spread it to her next two year old. Luckily, it will only be one more because it's so hard to find time to do the pregnancy and schedule your C-section when you have yoga and pilates classes to take in between stopping off at different farmers markets and natural food stores around town.
Thank you. Rant out.
P.S. There is no fucking way in the whole wide fucking world that a vegan cupcake is even near good. If it tastes like those nasty vegan brownies they sell at all the hipster, cool, trendy, doucheface convenience stores around town, then they are disgusting.
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