You see a guy with one leg, he's got a story. "Land mine '69." You see a guy with one arm, he's got a story, too. "Snow blower, bottle of whiskey." You see a guy with one tooth, what would the story be? "Well, uh, I like a lot of taffy."
Wednesday, September 28, 2011
Monday, September 26, 2011
Why Did End This Way?
Right this minute Jody is giving me dreadlocks whilst I am listening to "On My Own" by Patti LaBelle and Michael McDonald. It's a fun night.
Saturday, September 24, 2011
Cheeseballs From the Dollar Store Gave Me a Tummy Ache
Serves me right. I shoulda passed them up. But, dang they are good. I wish Cheetos still made them. Remember Cheese Balls. I hate the ones from Mr. Peanut or whoever has that blue canister with Mr. Peanut on them. They are greasy, gross, and make you have to go. And, this from a fat girl. That means they are doing something wrong because I should be their main clientele. But, the old Cheetos ones where so good! I can remember the blue bag now...
Wow, I am trying to find a picture of them on google, and I am coming up with nothing. I didn't make these up in my head, did I? My sister would know. She loved the damn things. By the way, it's Planters that makes the bad ones, not Mr. Peanut. I mean, he is on the can, but it wasn't him personally who made the yucky balls. Sorry, Mr. Peanut, for blaming you. It's actually your company.
Well, now I am on the hunt for Cheetos Brand Cheese Balls. Even Wikipedia (say it like Mosby) isn't helping me. I swear, this product existed. Of course, I think if I can't find it in a 8 second google search, I am wrong. Dang this Internet fad! You're making me doubt myself.
Okay, off to research Cheese Balls. Balls....hahaha.
Wow, I am trying to find a picture of them on google, and I am coming up with nothing. I didn't make these up in my head, did I? My sister would know. She loved the damn things. By the way, it's Planters that makes the bad ones, not Mr. Peanut. I mean, he is on the can, but it wasn't him personally who made the yucky balls. Sorry, Mr. Peanut, for blaming you. It's actually your company.
Well, now I am on the hunt for Cheetos Brand Cheese Balls. Even Wikipedia (say it like Mosby) isn't helping me. I swear, this product existed. Of course, I think if I can't find it in a 8 second google search, I am wrong. Dang this Internet fad! You're making me doubt myself.
Okay, off to research Cheese Balls. Balls....hahaha.
Tuesday, September 20, 2011
Good Lord!
I can't sleep, as per usual. So, I am watching church on TV. Good lord, it's boring. And they keep misspelling the words they are typing at the bottom of the screen. Maybe this is why I am not religious. Bad spelling and boring speeches. I'm going to bed.
Tuesday, September 13, 2011
Man, I'm a Drag!
I sure do poop out on this blog a lot, don't I? Am I bored, boring, or lazy? I am sure it is all three. Well, lots has happened in a month. I will tell you all about it at some other time. For now, you just get a couple of pictures of my past month. I would have more, but one such thing that happened was the loss of a laptop and my camera charger! Hurray!
I shall bring more to the party when I get a bit more time. But, isn't that a pretty picture right there? Walking has been fun!
I shall bring more to the party when I get a bit more time. But, isn't that a pretty picture right there? Walking has been fun!
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